Thursday 3 September 2009

Runs into Trouble Eddie Izzard


One time cross dresser and legend in his own make up bag Eddie Izzard today finished his 31st marathon in as many, if not more (or maybe fewer), days.But regrettably this has caused Izzard, in his forties according to some, to run into a big pile of problem. Leading doctors have confirmed that if a man as small as Mr Izzard, who was born a nanus and has lived his life surrounded by magnifying glasses, were to devour such vast amounts of chocolate then not only might his weight balloon but the confectionery may well have passed it sell by date as Marathons have not been made for over a decade.Mr Eddie said it was a risk worth taking as the marathon Marathon session was all in aid of charity therefore he was volition to digest a few spots. A spokesman for the Ancient Games of Athens said he could not speak or hear English.

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